The owner of this beast said it’d be okay to pet it, “don’t worry, he doesn’t bite”. Now I’m just a head in a jar.
And there’s your explanation for why I take so long to finish a picture.

The owner of this beast said it’d be okay to pet it, “don’t worry, he doesn’t bite”. Now I’m just a head in a jar.

And there’s your explanation for why I take so long to finish a picture.

Penny, her first appearance on RWBY, walks in looking like this. 10 episodes later she’s revealed to be a robot. Fans are shocked.

Penny, her first appearance on RWBY, walks in looking like this. 10 episodes later she’s revealed to be a robot. Fans are shocked.

It can transform into a shark, an underwater scooter, and a coffee maker. Handy for all occasions, like when you need a shark.

It can transform into a shark, an underwater scooter, and a coffee maker. Handy for all occasions, like when you need a shark.

For a friend. ;)

For a friend. ;)

Quick, deadly, and an avid reader of the Curious George books.

Quick, deadly, and an avid reader of the Curious George books.

Past and future collide as this astronaut-turned-Cretacean huntress strives to survive. With the help of her talking Utahraptor, of course. Wacky adventures ensue!

Past and future collide as this astronaut-turned-Cretacean huntress strives to survive. With the help of her talking Utahraptor, of course. Wacky adventures ensue!

My post-apocalyptic characters always end up looking a little crazy, and a little dangerous. This guy proves I can draw friendly, approachable characters too.

My post-apocalyptic characters always end up looking a little crazy, and a little dangerous. This guy proves I can draw friendly, approachable characters too.

Her weapon of choice is the toothpick. That thing in her hand is just a future back scratcher.

Her weapon of choice is the toothpick. That thing in her hand is just a future back scratcher.

Need a hand with something? The Handyman will lend you one, or ten.
I’m imagining it in a horror game. A dark setting where you can only see the glowing hologram head. As it gets closer, the rest of its body is revealed to you. And then you notice the fingers. The claws! You dead.

Need a hand with something? The Handyman will lend you one, or ten.

I’m imagining it in a horror game. A dark setting where you can only see the glowing hologram head. As it gets closer, the rest of its body is revealed to you. And then you notice the fingers. The claws! You dead.

Ariel wishes she looked this good.

Ariel wishes she looked this good.