Think a sheila can’t shoot a gun? You just keep on believing that mate.

Think a sheila can’t shoot a gun? You just keep on believing that mate.

I don’t know why I even bother with human characters when I can draw monsters/aliens/things so much quicker. I probably could and should add more texture to them but no.

I don’t know why I even bother with human characters when I can draw monsters/aliens/things so much quicker. I probably could and should add more texture to them but no.

He consumes the souls of spider monkeys to extend his life as a bandito in the old west. If you couldn’t tell from just looking at him.

He consumes the souls of spider monkeys to extend his life as a bandito in the old west. If you couldn’t tell from just looking at him.

Just a girl, a mech, and her mutt.

Just a girl, a mech, and her mutt.

She whips her fingers back and forth. Her long electrified robotic fingers.

She whips her fingers back and forth. Her long electrified robotic fingers.

I like what you’ve been doing, Telltale, but I want episode 3. Now.

I like what you’ve been doing, Telltale, but I want episode 3. Now.

I once peeled a nana and found a fish inside, screaming for its life. And from that came this picture.

I once peeled a nana and found a fish inside, screaming for its life. And from that came this picture.

Who remembers having one of these as a kid? I know I do! I always wanted Tyrant the rexosaurus, but instead I got Milton the mudcrab. #$%@ that Christmas.  

Who remembers having one of these as a kid? I know I do! I always wanted Tyrant the rexosaurus, but instead I got Milton the mudcrab. #$%@ that Christmas.  

Happy birthday, dancing queen!

Happy birthday, dancing queen!

It holds the giant piece of bread with its claw, toasts it with the flamethrower, and cuts it in half with the chainsaw. It’s basically a future toaster.

It holds the giant piece of bread with its claw, toasts it with the flamethrower, and cuts it in half with the chainsaw. It’s basically a future toaster.

I drew a good amount of this guy until I realized the reptilian sock puppet just wasn’t working with my usual style, so I scrapped that and drew him in this slightly less realistic style. What a waste of fuggin’ time.

I drew a good amount of this guy until I realized the reptilian sock puppet just wasn’t working with my usual style, so I scrapped that and drew him in this slightly less realistic style. What a waste of fuggin’ time.

This little fella might make a good pet, but if you forget to clip its nails you’re going to have a bad time.

This little fella might make a good pet, but if you forget to clip its nails you’re going to have a bad time.

So slime girls are a thing on the internet… I thought I’d contribute by drawing this large semi-mechanized gooey beauty!

So slime girls are a thing on the internet… I thought I’d contribute by drawing this large semi-mechanized gooey beauty!

Just in the knack of time. Knack. Game of the year, 2013. Said no one ever.
My descriptions sometimes have nothing to do with the picture, and I’m not sorry about that.

Just in the knack of time. Knack. Game of the year, 2013. Said no one ever.

My descriptions sometimes have nothing to do with the picture, and I’m not sorry about that.

It’s as Christmasy as my art is getting this year. Sorry. Stand 20-50ft away from your monitor and it kind of looks like a reindeer. 

It’s as Christmasy as my art is getting this year. Sorry. Stand 20-50ft away from your monitor and it kind of looks like a reindeer.