I call this picture ‘Knackers Roasting on an Open Fire’. He is, as if you didn’t know, Pants Man; the peoples champ, a hero to us all, the one who dares challenge the boogeyman, so you don’t have to. Pray to him tonight. I know I will.

I call this picture ‘Knackers Roasting on an Open Fire’. He is, as if you didn’t know, Pants Man; the peoples champ, a hero to us all, the one who dares challenge the boogeyman, so you don’t have to. Pray to him tonight. I know I will.